Quote Originally Posted by Mud Pie View Post
Time for a non-PC joke.

3 women were sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus. One woman notices a Native American woman in traditional dress. "Why you dressed like that ?" she asked. "I am a Navajo, this is how we dress." "Well, I'm a Dallas ho and she's a Houston ho, and we don't dress like that."
The Texas city women sure do like their facial warpaint. There's a reason why Mary Kay cosmetics is headquartered in Dallas (well, Addison).